KitchenAid Stand Mixer

KitchenAid KSM158GBCA 90th Anniversary Limited-Edition 5-Quart Stand Mixer, Candy Apple Red

This is the epitome of macho cooking.  At 325 Watts, it has all the horsepower you could want.  These bad boys are made in Greenville, Ohio.  KitchenAid was started in 1919 by the Hobart Corporation, a maker of industrial mixers.